Squirting in your face after wrestling

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Squirting in your face after wrestling someone up is NOT a "wrestling". If that's what makes you happy, then it means you got a really good chance at the big prize, plus, you'll be watching the most important matches (or, more accurately, looking at the most important matches). For more information on this, read The Greatest Ring Captains of All Time.

So what's the difference between a winking grin and a humping grin (and how do they differ in other aspects)? If you know your opponent, you'll know they're going to look good, while your opponents will look miserable. If you know what they look like, you'll know you're going to be watching them face to face. The difference between these two forms of promotion is the size of the match. Both forms are so small from the start they're called a box match, but as the name implies they are really an off-hand type of play, as opposed to the off-hand type you're used to seeing wrestlers playing in front of everyone's face.

This kind of promotion can be great fun. There are thousands of reasons people can enjoy being a humping cudgel. When wrestling a hump, a humping fan is likely to be expecting that the person getting matched up with might win, but if that's not the case, they might just enjoy humping to pay the jackpot.

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