He gets way too horny before the gym...

Hey man, you know what sucks? All the pre-workout supplements on the market are just a bunch of artificial crap that give you a quick high before crashing and leaving you feeling crappy. You know what else sucks? The long list of side effects that come with those supplements. So, what are you going to do? You're going to put your faith in this pre-workout supplement. It's made with natural ingredients and is totally safe. Plus, it's not a one-time thing. You can take it before, during, and after your workout.

Mmm, pre-workout!