Bruised my pussy oops
"This must be the biggest bruise you've ever seen," I said to my friend. "What do you think happened?"
"Did you get punched in the vagina?" she asked.
"No, I fell off my bike and landed on my crotch."
"Ouch!"
This is the most painful and disgusting bruise you'll ever see. The texture is bumpy and has a green tint to it. The bruise is about the size of a grapefruit and is in the shape of a vagina. It's a great conversation starter, but not if you're squeamish.
"Did you get punched in the vagina?" she asked.
"No, I fell off my bike and landed on my crotch."
"Ouch!"
This is the most painful and disgusting bruise you'll ever see. The texture is bumpy and has a green tint to it. The bruise is about the size of a grapefruit and is in the shape of a vagina. It's a great conversation starter, but not if you're squeamish.
