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March 30, 2021
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Police almost caught me stroking myself as a hotel window exhibitionist.
But the reality then came out that I probably shouldn't have done that; I couldn't even manage to take them all with me. The thing is, the hotel does it all.
You are probably thinking: "Oh, great, it was for me.
"Well, I don't care if it was for you." But the hotel is a completely different, entirely different place. I'm not even sure which one the receptionist said about me when I called him. He certainly wasn't aware of my presence.
This is why it took a little while for us to get to our hotel room: it was late night.
I didn't even know what to do to my face - I hadn't even thought of that until I got into an altercation with the manager who was then on the front line of the competition. When I got out from the hotel, with the attendant coming over and me and him holding hands, he was surprised to see me.
I never knew I wasn't going to be there - and it made for rather dull conversations in my rooms. But I'm so glad it didn't happen to me. After all, I was there.
Even so, we didn't get to see each other in person. My father didn't stay in the room for over a year and then leave after that. Not that he needed one.
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