June 19, 2023
When I was just a little girl, I would spend hours trying to imagine the person who would one day come to marry my dad. And every day, I would imagine a handsome, wealthy man with a smile that would make any woman melt. I would always picture this man wearing a suit and tie, holding a cane, and smelling like fresh-cut grass. But then one day, when I was eleven years old, I saw my dad with his new girlfriend and she was not what I had imagined at all. She had a big booty and big hair. She looked like she just rolled out of bed. That's when I realized that my dad had been lying to me about his love life. So I decided that I would be the one to save him.