Two pump chump; EPIC MILF makes quick work of young punk...TWICE!

Some kids these days just don't know how to behave. This punk kid came over to my house to try and steal my car, but I showed him a thing or two. I quickly grabbed my mom's hose and showered him with it. He looked at me with a confused look on his face and then took off running. I followed him, spraying him with the hose as he ran, and he kept running until he fell down in the street. I picked up the hose and he got up and ran again. He finally fell down in front of a police car and they arrested him. It was the best day ever!